" "Wolf, eh? Sharp biter, Wolf. We must keep the
Wolf from the door, as the proverb says." It was very well. And being
complimentary, I printed it.'
'But the Viscount's the boy!' cried Pip, who invented a new oath for
the introduction of everything he said. 'The Viscount's the boy! He came
into our place one night to take Her home; rather slued, but not much;
and said, "Where's Pip? I want to see Pip. Produce Pip!"--"What's the
row, my lord?"--"Shakspeare's an infernal humbug, Pip! What's the good
of Shakspeare, Pip? I never read him. What the devil is it all about,
Pip? There's a lot of feet in Shakspeare's verse, but there an't any
legs worth mentioning in Shakspeare's plays, are there, Pip? Juliet,
Desdemona, Lady Macbeth, and all the rest of 'em, whatever their names
are, might as well have no legs at all, for anything the audience know
about it, Pip. Why, in that respect they're all Miss Biffins to the
audience, Pip. I'll tell you what it is. What the people call dramatic
poetry is a collection of sermons. Do I go to the theatre to be
lectured? No, Pip. If I wanted that, I'd go to church.
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