'And hard it is upon the part
of the law that it should be so confoundedly down upon us unfortunate
victims; when it takes such amazing good interest for itself from all
its clients. But charity begins at home, and justice begins next door.
Well! The law being hard upon us, we're not exactly soft upon B; for
besides charging B the regular interest, we get B's premium, and B's
friends' premiums, and we charge B for the bond, and, whether we accept
him or not, we charge B for "inquiries" (we keep a man, at a pound a
week, to make 'em), and we charge B a trifle for the secretary; and in
short, my good fellow, we stick it into B, up hill and down dale, and
make a devilish comfortable little property out of him. Ha, ha, ha! I
drive B, in point of fact,' said Tigg, pointing to the cabriolet, 'and a
thoroughbred horse he is. Ha, ha, ha!'
Jonas enjoyed this joke very much indeed. It was quite in his peculiar
vein of humour.
'Then,' said Tigg Montague, 'we grant annuities on the very lowest and
most advantageous terms known in the money market; and the old ladies
and gentlemen down in the country buy 'em.
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