'A thing,' she said, 'as hardly ever, Mrs Mould, occurs with me unless
it is when I am indispoged, and find my half a pint of porter settling
heavy on the chest. Mrs Harris often and often says to me, "Sairey
Gamp," she says, "you raly do amaze me!" "Mrs Harris," I says to her,
"why so? Give it a name, I beg." "Telling the truth then, ma'am," says
Mrs Harris, "and shaming him as shall be nameless betwixt you and me,
never did I think till I know'd you, as any woman could sick-nurse and
monthly likeways, on the little that you takes to drink." "Mrs Harris,"
I says to her, "none on us knows what we can do till we tries; and
wunst, when me and Gamp kept 'ouse, I thought so too. But now," I says,
"my half a pint of porter fully satisfies; perwisin', Mrs Harris, that
it is brought reg'lar, and draw'd mild. Whether I sicks or monthlies,
ma'am, I hope I does my duty, but I am but a poor woman, and I earns my
living hard; therefore I DO require it, which I makes confession, to be
brought reg'lar and draw'd mild."'
The precise connection between these observations and the glass of rum,
did not appear; for Mrs Gamp proposing as a toast 'The best of lucks
to all!' took off the dram in quite a scientific manner, without any
further remarks.
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