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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, July 26, 1890"

_ What a thing to ask a fellow Of _course_ I'm not!
_Mrs. R._ (_softly_). Do you know, JACK, I'm sometimes sorry I married
_you_, though.
_Jack_ (_uneasily_). Come, I _say_, you know--what on earth for?
_Mrs. R._ Because I should like to marry you all over again!... Ah,
I _knew_ I should frighten you! (_The final "Amen" of the Choir dies
away, amid the coughing, rustling, and nasal trumpeting of last year's
Congregation._) There are some more cylinders, JACK--shall we put them
in next?
_Jack_ (_who feels sufficiently solemnised_). Well, if you ask me, I
think they'll keep till next year. Pity to disturb the effect of that
last, eh?
SECOND ANNIVERARY--1894.
_SAME SCENE AND TIME. MRS. RIVENLUTE DISCOVERED ALONE_.
_Mrs. R._ He might at _least_ have made _some_ allusion to the day--it
would have been only _decent_! He can't possibly have _forgotten_! I
don't know, though, very likely he has.... Well, _I'm_ not going to
remind him! I suppose he means to stay downstairs, smoking, as usual,
all the evening. Oh, if I could only make him ashamed of himself just
_once_!... _I_ know! Uncle JOHN'S phonograph! He can't help hearing
_that_. (_She winds it up, as JACK R. enters, yawning._) Dear me, this
_is_ an unexpected honour.


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